He was grinnin' like a butcher's dog - [All is well]
Everything is jake.Everything is jakealoo - [All is well]
Up sh*t creek without a paddle - [All is not well]
The porch light is on, but there is no body home - [Good looking but dumb]
You smell better than a dime whore on a nickel Tuesday - [Bad Odour]
You can't grow grass on a busy street - [Baldness]
She was vaccinated with a Gramophone needle - [Blabbermouth]
Strong enough to grow hair on a wooden leg in three days - [Said of a potent home brew in Quebec]
I feel like cat had kittens in my mouth - [Hangover]
Redder than a turkey's ass during cranberry time - [Embarrassment]
You must have gotten your tan though a screen door - [Freckles]
Wired up like a Christmas Tree - [Nervousness].
So old he could have been a waiter at the last supper - [Old Age]
Patience is trying to to take a pin out of your butt with a boxing gloves - [Patience]
It was so quiet that you could hear a fish fart - [Quiet]
You didn't lick that off the ground - [Runs in the family]
He couldn't say sh*t if his mouth was full of it - [Snobbery]
He is so stingy he wouldn't pay a nickel to see Jesus go over Niagra fall on water skis - [Stinginess]
He doesn't know which fingers to scratch his nuts with - [Stupidity]
No use keepin' a dog and barkin' yourself - [Stupidity]
She is so thin, she has to run around the shower to get wet.
He is so thin, he has to stand in the same place twice, just to make a good shadow.
She looked like a professional blind date - [Ugliness]
As out of place as a brass doorknob on a pig pen.
He is always putting things off.He didn't get the birthmark till he was seven.
** Compiled from the book 'More Wacky Canadian Words & Sayings' by Bill Casselman
2 comments:
Some of them r really too funny :)
Those are a crack up. Thanks for the humor from up north!
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